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Re: Before the Big Bang?

Subject: Re: Before the Big Bang?
From: "honestjohn"
Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:32:10 -0500
Newsgroups: sci.astro.amateur, sci.astro, alt.astronomy, comp.os.os2.advocacy, ne.weather, alt.pets.rabbits, nyc.transit, triangle.general, alt.tasteless.jokes, demon.local
"Art Deco" <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:do74h2lmg91d9pf9ohlnl5bkpsoeb9juun@xxxxxxxxxx
> On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:23:56 -0500, "honestjohn"
> <honestjohn@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Art Deco" <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> >news:vkh1h2dorjs8ddottb4v923dt9ue0eppvp@xxxxxxxxxx
> >> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 16:17:57 -0500, "honestjohn"
> >> <honestjohn@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Art Deco" <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> >> >news:jmm0h29i7dul6fj1s0m8rm2llin91hf80m@xxxxxxxxxx
> >> >> On 19 Sep 2006 13:09:21 -0700, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> <mbbr@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> On 19 Sep 2006 04:25:21 -0700, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> <mbbr@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Richard Catto wrote:
> >> >> >> >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Sep 2006 16:54:56 -0700, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >> <mbbr@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>> Carl Osterwald AKA Art Deco wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>>> On 17 Sep 2006 15:46:28 -0700, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
> >> >> >> >> >>>> <mbbr@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Radium wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>> Hi:
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>> What happened before the big bang?
> >> >> >> >> >>>>>> Sadly, its a question that can't be answered, yet its
so
> >> >interesting.
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Before the big bang came the foreplay. Most scientists
> >> >wouldn't
> >> >> >> >> >>>>> understand this because, like Dickless, they've never
done
> >it.
> >> >> >> >> >>>> Was it a big gang bang, Bruce?
> >> >> >> >> >>> Only if you're a nigger, Carl.
> >> >> >> >> >> I assume you mean ethnically challenged, Bruce.  Yes, I am.
> >> >> >> >> > I think you mean pigmentally-challenged, Carl, like some of
the
> >> >coons
> >> >> >> >> > we have here in Sud Effrika.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> you can't say "coon" in South Africa.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> that's a racial slur.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >What about nig, darkie or jungle bunny?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> would you like me to trace your IP and lay a charge with the
> >SAPS?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >You're welcome to try.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> it'll be my pleasure.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >I'd laugh if you could get past the proxy server I use.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> if you're a racist, you might as well leave South Africa now.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Racists are no longer welcome here.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >So why are you still here?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Thank you!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >You're welcome, boy.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Sensitive bugger, isn't he, what?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >He should try some KY Jelly.
> >> >>
> >> >> Louisville's best!
> >> >>
> >> >Isn't that what K-Yman eats on his toast every morning?
> >>
> >> Toasted twat?
> >>
> >I didn't know they made jelly in that flavour.  Damn, that's like tuna
> >flavoured twinkies!?!
>
> KY jelly is for wimps.  Down here we use axel grease.
>
Dura-Lube for Ozarkbois!



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