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On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:57:12 +0100, "ian field" <dai.ode@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
>George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by G*d.
>
>G*d informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in
>this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was
>destroying the Earth in three days.
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>They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses, and tell
>their friends and colleagues what was happening. G*d did tell them
>though, that no matter what they did he was "not" changing his mind.
>
>So, W. went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for
>you. First the good news . . . there is a G*d. The bad news is that he
>is destroying the Earth in 3 days."
>
>Putin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad news.
>The first was . . . there is a G*d. The second was that he is destroying
>the Earth in 3 days."
>
>Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good
>news. First . . . G*d thinks I am one of the three most important people
>in the world. Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows Vista."
>
Gates: "We're moving our offices to Cincinnati tomorrow".
Staff: "Why?"
Gates: "Because God said he's destroying the earth in 3 days and that
means we'll have 5 years to wait before it happens there."
"If it was announced that the world would end soon I would simply move
to Cincinnati because they are 5 years behind the times."
-Mark Twain.
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