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"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" news:pan:
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> No, I have higher standards.
Ahhhh... and High Times too.
Fervent aficionado of MAYONNAISE and yellow-snow spelling bees?
So, you're the ones who took all our nice weather this month!
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I *am* Bucky Breeder, (*(^; , and *I* approved this message!
"The k00ks worship me with their every post..."
Heck, sometimes I can't even walk past a mirror without taking a long
studious admiring look, tossing a lock of my thick wavy hair, flashing a
dazzling sparkle with my brilliant white teeth, and thinking silently :
"DAUUUMMMM!!! My parents sure did a good job on me!"
And I'm so humble and philanthropic too - sometimes I hand my partially
eaten sandwich to a poor person and say "Here ya go, dude, I'm not that
hungry anyway." They usually say "Gee, thanks mister." It's like I
don't even need to be this rich, all that much, to be admired by everyone.
Have a really nice day.
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