Re: Koalmannn Lies Again

[Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:32:36 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, PerfectReign
<theperfectreign@xxxxxxxxx> bloviated:

>Aratzio turned on the Etch-A-Sketch and wrote:
>
>>>This place is now for the shits...
>> 
>> No, *we* haven't but for a small monthly stipend *we* can make sure no
>> accidents occur. You know like someone accidentally burns down the
>> newsgroup or a toxic spill that requires days of isolation.
>> 
>> Many groups now subscribe to the AUK insurance program. These groups
>> have very low incidence of fire, toxic spills or religious extremism
>> of the AHMish type.
>> 
>> Please contact your local AUK representative to arrange convenient and
>> low interest payment terms.
>
>Good thing, Ratz.
>
>As long as we don't have any squirrel or goatse incidents here.

Ah, squirrel & goatse is extra. 

As would be a Spokane Spanked Wanker rider.

Dickless Australian Abo Prevention would not be a cost effective value
for your group.