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ian field wrote:
>
> "Blinky the Shark" <no.spam@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:pan.2008.07.31.18.24.53.422929@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> ian field wrote:
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>>> George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by G*d.
>>>
>>> G*d informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in
>>> this
>>> world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was
>>> destroying the Earth in three days.
>>>
>>> They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses, and tell
>>> their friends and colleagues what was happening. G*d did tell them
>>> though,
>>> that no matter what they did he was "not" changing his mind.
>>>
>>> So, W. went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for
>>> you.
>>> First the good news . . . there is a G*d. The bad news is that he is
>>> destroying the Earth in 3 days."
>>>
>>> Putin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad news.
>>> The first was . . . there is a G*d. The second was that he is
>>> destroying the Earth in 3 days."
>>>
>>> Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good
>>> news. First . . . G*d thinks I am one of the three most important
>>> people in the world. Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in
>>> Windows Vista."
>>
>> If I were you I'd replace that intermittantly bad "o" key.
>
> As per subject line the joke is pinched from somewhere else and copied as
> is.
Y'know, I perfectly well know that sense of "pinched", but I did not apply
it when I read your Subject header; I just went "huh?" D'oh. :)
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