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"Blinky the Shark" <no.spam@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:pan.2008.07.31.18.24.53.422929@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> ian field wrote:
>
>> George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by G*d.
>>
>> G*d informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in
>> this
>> world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying
>> the Earth in three days.
>>
>> They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses, and tell
>> their friends and colleagues what was happening. G*d did tell them
>> though,
>> that no matter what they did he was "not" changing his mind.
>>
>> So, W. went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for
>> you.
>> First the good news . . . there is a G*d. The bad news is that he is
>> destroying the Earth in 3 days."
>>
>> Putin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad news.
>> The first was . . . there is a G*d. The second was that he is destroying
>> the Earth in 3 days."
>>
>> Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news.
>> First . . . G*d thinks I am one of the three most important people in the
>> world. Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows Vista."
>
> If I were you I'd replace that intermittantly bad "o" key.
As per subject line the joke is pinched from somewhere else and copied as
is.
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