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ian field wrote:
> George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by G*d.
>
> G*d informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this
> world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying
> the Earth in three days.
>
> They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses, and tell
> their friends and colleagues what was happening. G*d did tell them though,
> that no matter what they did he was "not" changing his mind.
>
> So, W. went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you.
> First the good news . . . there is a G*d. The bad news is that he is
> destroying the Earth in 3 days."
>
> Putin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad news.
> The first was . . . there is a G*d. The second was that he is destroying
> the Earth in 3 days."
>
> Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news.
> First . . . G*d thinks I am one of the three most important people in the
> world. Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows Vista."
If I were you I'd replace that intermittantly bad "o" key.
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