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"ian field" <dai.ode@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
news:dpkkk.115696$Eo3.46486@xxxxxxxxxxxxx:
> George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by G*d.
>
> G*d informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in
> this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was
> destroying the Earth in three days.
>
> They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses, and tell
> their friends and colleagues what was happening. G*d did tell them
> though, that no matter what they did he was "not" changing his mind.
>
> So, W. went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for
> you. First the good news . . . there is a G*d. The bad news is that he
> is destroying the Earth in 3 days."
>
> Putin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad news.
> The first was . . . there is a G*d. The second was that he is destroying
> the Earth in 3 days."
>
> Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good
> news. First . . . G*d thinks I am one of the three most important people
> in the world. Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows
> Vista."
ROTF-LMFAO!!! here's a footnote :
http://www.realtechnews.com/posts/5893
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