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Subject: Re: computer just crashed
From: "Kadaitcha Man"
Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2006 17:01:25 +0545
Newsgroups: 24hoursupport.helpdesk
PeeCee <abuse@xxxxxxxxxx>, the piss-stained dawdler and travel-stained
ambisexual who likes hostile butt sniping with marsupials, and whose
partner is a bad-woman with a spreading love cave, wrote in
<44a50299@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:  

> "capnfreedom" <capnfreedom@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:1151656354.933828.172590@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> Help! Dell INspiron 600m just crashed. I manually stopped it by
>> holding down the power button because it seemed locked up (too many
>> programs running, and memory going down--stupid, stupid, I know!).
>> Now when I start it up, I get the black screen with several options
>> beginning, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Windows did not
>> start successfully. A recent hardware or software change..." It then
>> gives me several options like "safe mode," "safe mode with
>> networking," on down to "start windows normally." However, each
>> option leads through a loop; I click it and it starts back up again
>> to land on the same page.
>> What can I do????
>> I had just updated ADobe Acrobat and downloaded some music files.
>> Thanks.
>> j
>>
>
> (I assume Dell INspiron 600m's come with an XP CD. If not borrow one
> from someone)
> Boot from the XP CD and choose 'R' for the recovery console.

And if, for example, he has XP SP2 and he borrows a CD that is pre-SP1 or at 
SP1, then what, you complete and utter  wit? 



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